Our Sacred Mission
For too long, the silent majority has watched from the sidelines as our local sizzles have been threatened by "low-fat" alternatives and the criminal lack of grilled onions. We believe in the God-given right to a snag on white bread—sliced diagonally—as the foundation of a free society.
The Sausage Party isn't just a political movement; it's a culinary crusade. We stand for the sizzle, the smoke, and the secondary serving.
See the Sizzle
Watch the Party in action.
🛡️ Snag Sovereignty
Protection of the traditional beef and pork blend. We pledge to fight the "Sawdust Tax" and ensure every casing is filled with integrity.
🧅 The Onion Mandate
Legislation to ensure onions are grilled until perfectly translucent. Raw onions at a fundraiser will be classified as a misdemeanor.
🍯 Condiment Freedom
Access to Ketchup, Mustard, and BBQ sauce at all public parks. We will end the monopoly of the 'Single Sauce' dispensers.
Voices from the Grill
Real supporters. Real snags. Real feelings.
"I was lost until I found the Sausage Party. Now I know where I stand—next to the barbecue, with onions."
"Finally, a party that gets it. My granddad fought for snag rights. I'm fighting for my grandkids' right to sauce."
"I've tried the other parties. They promised change. The Sausage Party delivered—I got my second snag at the last fundraiser."
"The Onion Mandate changed my life. No more raw onion trauma. Just translucent, caramelised hope."
Membership Roll
Our enlisted Grill-Masters, Onion Ambassadors, and Sausage Sentinels. Status updated as signups are confirmed.
Just enlisted? Your name will appear here once we’ve confirmed your signup.
Frequently Asked Questions
No. A hot dog is a snag in a bun. Sandwiches are a separate category under Condiment Freedom. We do not comment on the bread-to-filling ratio of other parties.
One onion is a start. We support your journey. The Onion Mandate ensures quality, not quantity—we're fighting for properly grilled onions, not a quota. Two onions remain the recommended serving.
Snag Sovereignty is built on the sacred beef–pork blend. It's the foundation our grandparents grilled on. We're not here to police your home plate—but at official Sausage Party fundraisers, we serve the traditional blend. No sawdust. No mystery. Just beef, pork, and integrity.
Diagonal slicing maximises surface area for butter and ensures structural integrity under sauce load. This is not up for debate. We have commissioned studies.
Yes. You can donate snags. Use the "Donate Money or Snags" button and choose "Donate snags"—we'll get your details and arrange drop-off. Beef or pork only, please. Cash also keeps the grill lit.
Fund the Sizzle
Support the cause with dollars or snags. Every dollar keeps the grill hot—and we welcome donations of beef or pork sausages for our fundraisers.
Get in Touch
Questions, snag enquiries, or just want to say g'day? Email us via the form below.
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